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Eevee's HQ For Sale By Owner
For sale!? Are you serious!?

Why yes... I am serious. I've had the old gal for a good while, but I believe it's time to move on, so I'm giving up EHQ to some lucky person who strikes me as responsible and capable of managing a blossoming Pokemon fan community.

In any case, it's not really for sale, it's being given away, but I don't want people sending in random beggings to me, so I've set up a test to ward out people who wouldn't pass as true webmasters. The first step is, of course, taking an actual quiz to calculate whether or not you're an able webmaster.
The Test
1.) Somebody has taken one of your pages and placed it on their website, claiming it. You...
Hack them
Report to host/ISP
Send them a business-like but threatening email
Ignore it. It's not a big deal - let them find out on their own.

2.) You receive an affiliation request from someone who hasn't read the rules.
Delete their e-mail
Reply, asking them to read the rules
Their site is really nice - accept them anyways.

3.) Oh, crap! Activity is really low - what do you do!?
Get active on the site!
Add a lot of new content and features!
Announce a secret project... That'll stir up some interest.

4.) Be honest. Are you lazy?
Yes
No

5.) Somebody emails you a really pretty layout or design for you to use.
Accept the layout - just add it to the style switcher
Reply saying that you prefer to make your own designs.
Compliment the design but reject it, and suggest they use it themselves.

6.) Oh, no, somebody's lashing out on the forum, saying 'Your site is horrible'.
Reply with a sharp, witty remark and wait for a response
Delete their account.
Reply with a sharp, witty remark, and ban them (that'll tick them off)

7.) You promised your visitors a new page today, but it's not finished.
Cut it short and put it up, finishing it later.
Apologize and delay the page.
Who cares about the visitors? I'll put it up when I feel like it.

8.) Recently, you offered to make free layouts. You've received WAY too many requests.
Accept them all.
Honestly apologize - you didn't expect this many.
Pretend you didn't get most of their requests.

9.) When taking a stupid test on 'how original you are', they ask you to choose 1, 2 or 3.
1
2
3
17

10.) You're making a quiz and are on the last question, but no idea pops to mind.
Skip it. It doesn't matter how many there are.
Put it in, but make it rushed and lame.
Sleep on it... It'll come to you tomorrow.

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